My full name is Ernest Lemmingway. I'm just a rare blue lemming trying to make it in a human's world. Since I can't talk, I usually use signs. Unless I use a type-and-talk console. But those things always explode in my face when I'm done using them (stupid Acme brand products!). I'm also partially deaf so I can't hear voice chats too well unless the volume of both someone's streaming software and my computer is turned up way beyond any sensible level.

Don't take it personally if I lurk. Unlike my crazy Canadian cousins, I prefer to keep quiet.