The world isn't fair... I do everything people ask me to.

I stand in the lunch lines for them,

I buy tampons at the store for them,

I go on Maury Povich with balls on my chin for them...

And yet nobody accepts me.

I am an outcast - a shadow of a man who can find no companionship.

no love from others.

Fine! If I am to be an outcast, so be it.

I'm through doing what others tell me to do, and I am sick of this world and the stinky people in it.

From now on, I will dedicate my life to bringing chaos to the world that has dejected me!

I will become the greatest super villain the world has ever seen!

Where I go, destruction will follow!

Prepare, oh little town.

Prepare for the greatest super villain you have ever seen - PROFESSOR CHAOS!

Just kidding.

Who's the boy that can laugh at a storm cloud?

Who can turn a frown into a smile for free?

Who's the kid with a heart full of magic?

Everyone knows it's Butters.

That's me!